Wait, but if the second part is true then… omg, I’m gay.
If a man has a woman for a friend, is he really a man?
~ Unironic Steven Crowder
Some people really do be homochondriacs
If a white guy has a black guy as a friend is he really white 🤔?
Depends on how much the white person leans into it, my brotha
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The technical term for this, if I remember correctly, is ‘touché’.
I think it’s “Douché” in this case.
Touché
Even when responding to a douche?
I consider myself pretty smart.
My old roommate had this friend that would come over tho. And him…he’s probably very lucky his first and last name are only four letters each, or he may still have trouble writing it to this day.
I could feel the IQ drop when he walked in the room.
Your roommate was friends with Elon Musk?
I don’t see this as an analogy because the answers are yes and no.
No, it’s perfect : if he considers himself smart, he’ll say the answer to the second question is yes, so that means that the answer to the first question should also be yes. And if he thinks that the first question should be no, then he gets to find out what that makes him.
Silly analogy. It leads me to wonder, though, if you can have a friendship with someone who you have nothing in common with.






