Cherry on top would have been if her name was Laurel
Leaf on top
Guess this person is unfamiliar with seasoning and the fact that bay leaves are used for flavor.
21 first century woman that doesn’t know how to cook? Checks out
Wait, they go to a bay and pick up leaves to put in food? Urgh, yuck!
Why can’t they just use the aromatic herb from a laurel tree?bay leaves are bitter af
They are just for flavor not for eating. Can’t recommend eating cloves or allspice berries either.
That’s why you take them out afterwards
And also so they don’t tear up your insides.
I worked with a dude who loved “ramen” but had never had it from a restaurant. He didn’t seem like he knew how to cook particularly well, and I’m not sure if he’d ever even left the suburbs he was born in.
One day he was talking about how excited he was to go to a real ramen shop over the weekend. So next time I see him I asked how it went. He sighed and said he got a veggie ramen because he found out the meat ones were “made with bone” and he was grossed out by it. I could only say “of course, that’s how you make good soup.” Then I had to explain how you make stock or split pea with ham soup, etc. I think I ruined soup for him.
I can’t bay leaf that happened to her.
This thread is just going to be peppered with puns now.
Ain’t nobody got thyme for that.
Incorrect. I love pun threads, they are mint…
Cummin mate, that’s enough with the puns
I appreciate you addressing it gingerly. Even the punniest Portlanders would give these puns the old oregaNO. 😬
Don’t have to be salty about it.
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Oh, God. Please buy yourself a McWhatever with shoebox-tasting fries and make your angry tiktoks or whatever.
have you ever had bay leaves from a shoe?
Who cooks a shoe?
guess what salad is
They pull that shit outta the dirt, man, that’s disgusting.
Still not all that sure but it has got way to much fuckin’ mayo!
/sWoke vegetables
Unbayleafable.
came here to make a silly comment. i can see im not needed here.
Keep an eye out for another spice-related pun opportunity, your thyme will come.
That is fucking magnificent. If you’re not a dad your talent is being wasted on us mere mortals.
Complaining will not keep future leaves at Bay.
Man, just wait until someone tells her where the rest of food comes from
I know folks, my boss and his family, who - if it doesn’t come from a box, powder, and/or plastic bag, will not be eating it. It’s really sad and I eat whole food in front of him all the time in hopes…
I had a relative once say that she’s vegetarian, won’t eat animals. I point out the chicken she’s eating and has always eaten, and she says “It’s from the grocery store, not an animal”. We had to have a long chat. People too divorced from real food and its sources, have some weird assumptions.
The staunch vegetarian stance of not eating anything you yourself killed
My friends mom has been trying the opposite- shes trying to avoid buying any plastic packaged food. Not so much out of concern for microplastics, but as a way to reduce her environmental impact.
Its also helped her eat much healthier- most candy is out, all her veggies are fresh instead of frozen, fresh meats instead of prepackaged ones, etc.
Now don’t go hate on frozen veggies, they did nothing wrong
A weirdly large amount of people seem to think frozen foods or persevered foods in general are all evil and will kill you. Like ALL of it.
Like fucking salted meats and refrigeration are a god send. People are fucking stupid.
Anybody here ever worked at a chipotle? Do they really use bay leaves in their cooking? Let us know. Otherwise we can suspect OOP staged that photo and made a funny post for rage bait.
I’m never eating it again because the last time I went to one it gave me food poisoning.
I am glad you survived your leaf poisoning
Yeah she’s stupid because she doesn’t know what that is, but the kitchen did make a mistake to not remove that leaf before serving.
Dime que eres gringa sin decirme que eres gringa.
When you’re dumb as door knob
At least door knobs are useful for something.
From the right perspective they do two things, relatively.
