I am convinced that violet8 is the single most horny poster on Lemmy now… which is fine… because I am entertained by your posts.
Is Violet8 the evolution of Mickey7 ?
Most likely since Mickey7 pivoted. Someone had to fill the niche
She’s like intellectually horny because she posts funny things that make us think & laugh, while refraining from posting her naked horny body everywhere. This is highly commendable horny behavior.
Nah, she just has an NSFW humor type of sense of entertainment.
I hear this a lot from young women, “there’s just no pleasing my mother”. I cannot offer words of wisdom or comfort, but I can promise you this. I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍
Just need to apply some cunning linguistics.
What’s interesting, “-lingus” in cunnilingus and “lingua” are actually connected. “Lingua” used to be “dingua” but then mixed with the verb “lingo” (I lick) because, well, tongues do lick.
Also both dingua and lingo are cognates to English toungue and lick.
Anyway sorry for being boring!
I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍
this is like that time I told my brother in law “Don’t worry, I’m not doing anything to your sister your dad wouldn’t approve of”.
This is when we were trying for a baby
If you get down there and really work that clam anyone can please their mother.
Don’t sleep on nipple play.
I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.
by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.
she always treated me…differently after that.
i love big fat cocks in my mouth and am still a lesbian lmao
RIP your inbox
I’m getting old reddit vibes, back before it turned to shit
How YOU doin?
Sarah, a big fat cock strapped to a girl still makes you a lesbian. It’s okay!
A big fat cock that the girl was born with is still lesbian.
Speaking as a trans woman, a big fat cock on a trans woman is a rare sight. Estrogen done us dirty like that 😭
Sometimes being 100% honest is the most chaotic thing you can do. The contrast between her question and that answer is pure comedy gold.
Plot twist: She meant male chickens
I am bi so the lgbt is no biggie to me but to my parents it is. I have not told them yet
Maybe she’s mad at you for girldick erasure
Prude. Who doesn’t love big fat cocks in their mouth?
Don’t say children, we know that.
Damned if you do damned if you don’t
I bet she’s got legs like a bowl of cereal
Soggy?
No, full of moose hair and elephant semen. What the hell kind of cereal are you eating?
i was gonna say chunky and with pockets in it why you got moose hair in your pockets
Did you had a pause between “way” and “I”? I presume not since there is no comma “no way, I like”
when you wrote this comment did you think the original op was going to see it
Walls have ears. It’ll propogate through the grapevine, and her cheeks will be red they will. And covered in jizz.
I do not give lemmy permission to use my photos or my personal data
your comment does not have gold fringe i only recognize the authority of the admiralty courts
Can’t please everyone
Not with that attitude you can’t
Damned if you do…
You can’t win them all
