I love this because it has the potential to make an incel implode.

what I think I look like

what I actually look like

hey, just because she puts a paper sack over her head doesn’t mean you get to be rude to her. she’s not a cum “dumpster”. she’s a cum receptacle.

no, she’s a Starbucks blonde frappé with soy milk.

if she really felt ragebaited she would have spanked him first.

she just wanted to crank him up, not shut him up.

typical brat behavior.

I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.

by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.

she always treated me…differently after that.

cnc is more than just computer numerical control.